When you travel literally a thousand miles to meet a fellow rockhead that you met off a meme page you made to inspire dudes to become better and he grants you insight to the Riddle of Steel and one of the first tools he made with his own hands.
Take the Goonpill.
Forge big bro bonds.
Crack a Bang Energy ™.
Lift, Fight, and Build.
Become greater.
Honestly though doing a little road trip to meet up with like minded dudes is what we need. Never plan a long stay the first time around (don't be a shithead guest), and do your best to be hospitable (don't be a shithead host). What's this all for if we can't make huge grug tribes to throw rocks with?
Nationwide factions of goontribe. GLORIOUS
Aussie goons hit us up, I have silly amounts of room for bushland rock chucking
Good axe. I have a few decorative weapons I hang on my walls, nothing but for decoration though.
One day, I may enjoy meeting a few of you rock smashers In person, but for now this will suffice.
Great stuff, I love the axe. Everyone should be traveling and training, make friends teach each other. Forge bonds
>acquire goon tribe
>make a goon spot in the woods
>work out
>spar
>worship mud, rocks and trees while banging shaman drums