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Road Trippin

When you travel literally a thousand miles to meet a fellow rockhead that you met off a meme page you made to inspire dudes to become better and he grants you insight to the Riddle of Steel and one of the first tools he made with his own hands.

Take the Goonpill. Forge big bro bonds. Crack a Bang Energy ™. Lift, Fight, and Build. Become greater. 

Honestly though doing a little road trip to meet up with like minded dudes is what we need. Never plan a long stay the first time around (don't be a shithead guest), and do your best to be hospitable (don't be a shithead host). What's this all for if we can't make huge grug tribes to throw rocks with?



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Stevie Leglocks
Stevie Leglocks
Sep 04, 2019

Nationwide factions of goontribe. GLORIOUS

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DropBear
DropBear
Aug 28, 2019

Aussie goons hit us up, I have silly amounts of room for bushland rock chucking

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Albee Fuctifino
Albee Fuctifino
Aug 27, 2019

Good axe. I have a few decorative weapons I hang on my walls, nothing but for decoration though.


One day, I may enjoy meeting a few of you rock smashers In person, but for now this will suffice.

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Great stuff, I love the axe. Everyone should be traveling and training, make friends teach each other. Forge bonds

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Yngvi Saxnо̄tsen
Yngvi Saxnо̄tsen
Aug 26, 2019

>acquire goon tribe

>make a goon spot in the woods

>work out

>spar

>worship mud, rocks and trees while banging shaman drums

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