top of page

Nightcap Shake

I know I've said you can build muscle and strength without supplements, but adding them can help. Recently I've been taking a nightcap shake and it feels like my recovery is better. This could be just placebo effect but I don't really care, either way it's about 40g+ of additional protein in my diet. And before you give me shit about raw eggs, know this: I do not give a single solitary fuck. I eat local eggs so I'm not worried about whatever weak urbanite immune system Corpus disease you get from raw eggs. I eat enough garlic to gag a fucking donkey so I ain't worried. This is what my shake looks like: 1 scoop of Chocolate Dymatize Whey (25g of protein) 12 oz Whole Milk (12g of protein) 1 large egg (6g of protein) If you're using that frail wire shaker still, straighten it out and shove it into your pee hole because the big fucking flanged mace agitator is what you need.



The shake is filling and won't run through you like water and whey because of the milk and egg. It has a better consistency from the egg and feels more like a milkshake. Now go see Divayth Fyr to cure that Corpus mate.



5 comments

Recent Posts

See All

5 Comments


PrairieBarbarian
PrairieBarbarian
Oct 16, 2019

Gonna have to get one of those mace balls, this wire cocksucker is useless. Ever tried Redcon? they make a product called MRE that is a meal replacement. Its pretty damn good.

Like

Tree Tender
Tree Tender
Aug 31, 2019

I use a scoop of whey isolate with berries, bananas and a fuckload of peanut butter at the end of the day. Whack it all in a blender and glug from the jug

Like

MEAT MONK
MEAT MONK
Aug 30, 2019

Each evening I drink two 400ml servings of raw eggwhites with protein powder. My ass smells like Mordor 24/7.

Like

Catseye
Catseye
Aug 29, 2019

Same, I don't use any shaker. I just drink up the chunks straight from the blender's cup

Like

Rage Mage
Rage Mage
Aug 29, 2019

They make things to break up the powder? I just drink the chunks.

Like
bottom of page